A dear brother just introduced me to Fake John Piper on twitter. If anyone is a "fan" of Pastor John Piper, you will probably enjoy this. Whoever this guy is... is HILARIOUS! Here are some of my favorite tweets:
Put up my Christmas decor today. Diorama of Santa kneeling before Baal in a manger. 20-ft inflatable Jesus 'bout to stomp on the whole thing
about 18 hours ago from web
Calvin is Sasquatch, the chupacabras, an alien autopsy, Mothra and Godzilla. DGNC is gonna be off the hizzy. Word.12:09 PM Sep 23rd from web
Found a hairball in my slipper this morning. A firm but gentle reminder from God that cats are the devil8:40 AM Sep 10th from web
Preaching at MarsHill this year. Will need to break out some edgier language like "shenanigans" and "uvula"8:49 PM Jul 8th from web
Date night! Dinner at Costco, listening to a Jane Austen book on tape from the library, then praying together.Boo-ya!2:31 PM Mar 27th from web
New Year's Day. I'm reading Edwards. You're watching grown men play games on the devil box.12:28 PM Jan 1st from web
Jack Bauer stole the yell-whisper-yell thing from me. Punk.
8:36 PM Jan 20th from web
Healthy men my age are retiring. Sissies. I'll be punching the devil in the throat when I'm 903:08 PM Dec 3rd, 2008 from web
Phone peddler just asked if I had a retirement plan. I said yes. It's called "death."
9:04 AM May 4th from web
A dear brother just introduced me to Fake John Piper on twitter. If anyone is a "fan" of Pastor John Piper, you will probably enjoy this. Whoever this guy is... is HILARIOUS! Here are some of my favorite tweets:
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